January 2012
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
gigglingbean:
11:57 pm
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actually it could be anywhere between 5 minutes away to 10 minutes away depending on what part of the road it happened at
but wow that’s kind of terrifying
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pretty sure a murder happened less than 10 minutes away from my house today :) :) on the same road I take to go to college in fact, just a bit in the opposite direction :) :) :) :) :) :) sugoi
9 year old girl on the news just said she needs to be more organized
you’re 9????? why are you worrying about that kinda stuff…… when I was nine all i worried about was making sure I didn’t miss hamtaro on tv…………
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golgothassterror:
new years resolutions
shake it
bake it
booty quake it
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ihearvoicesinmyhead replied to your post: so my grandma is moving back to florida on the 9th…
omg it’s terrible but you dreaming about your grandma attempting to kill you made me laugh really hard…
NO ITS OK BECAUSE IT MAKING YOU LAUGH REALLY HARD HAS MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD TOO???? omg
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so my grandma is moving back to florida on the 9th or 10th
ihearvoicesinmyhead asked: Because of you I have been referring to butts as a booty now... it's never a butt it's never an ass, just BOOTY.
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jonarbuckle:
Alright, last opinion of 2011. I’ve kept my mouth long enough but something needs to be said: Dave Seville’s pets are the most annoying fucking creatures to have set food on our good Earth. Those damned chipmunks need to get a grip on reality and realize that they are not hot shit. Do you see Garfield or Odie parading about town impersonating Justin Bieber? No! That’s because my...
December 2011
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ultimatebobie:
hey
its ok to express distaste in something. but if there are people following you who you know like that thing it can make them feel really bad if you actively and regularly talk about how crappy it is, and mock it, and shame it
so please, cut it out!
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
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hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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allieelly:
once hussie runs out of character to kill
he’s going to start killing us
broshounon:
watsin:
you seme kinda upset…
are yaoi okay?
i’m uke thanks for asking
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chekitcool asked: lskdfjksfgj i dug for a really long time and ended up in the middle of town so i set the town on fire with one of there weird loava pits
chekitcool asked: oh really?! lskdjglkdsjgkdf shit i was wondering why they were all standing outside the house i'm going to have to dig my way out of theis place son
oh i was supposed to reblog that to the meetup blog MY BAD I’ll do that now then dhkjgsg
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New Years Eve/Day Party!
homestuckmeetups:
Everyone get in cosplay and go on Omegle all day and night! Let’s try to find each other and ring in the new year together! (obviously going on everywhere)
hopefully this is still a thing that’s happening..!!! I still need to finish sewing my jade cosplay so I can’t, but hopefully some of you guys can!!! Spread the word :3
I’m gonna play animal crossing when the new year gets closer because the animal crossing new years celebration is always really cute :o maybe I should actually clean up my town today though I haven’t really played in a while…….
i swear to god i am going to bed at some point...
thegoodsonisbad:
i just
im gonna
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@voomsan98
Omg that made me laugh really hard for some reason?? BUT IT REALLY DID HAPPEN THOUGH LIKE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THAT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I SNEEZE AND I’M SITTING UP???? Gsdheyruftgjih ok god I need to go to sleep I’m exhausted and I’m getting all giggly sderftgyhuj goodnight!!!!
Every time I lay down to sleep my tonsil does that and I’m like :( :( :( why wouldn’t the doctor let me get you removed all those years ago then I wouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit anymore
Also just sneezed so hard the force of it actually made me sit up??? I was lying on my back???? God
Jesus fucking christ can I just SLEEP WITHOUT MY TONSIL DRYING UP LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN AND MAKING ME COUGH??? PLEASE????????
And now my brother is on the phone??? Why is my family suddenly being active ITS 2:50 IN THE MORNING???????
Maybe I should just leave my room and see if something’s up because stuff like this hasn’t happened since mom and mommom had that 3am argument before thanksgiving and I’m like WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED??? Though to be honest I think my parents were just being weird and...
Well my brother was staying at a friend’s house and I just checked his twitter and saw a tweet saying he was getting picked up even though he was asleep at his friends house???? I???? Don’t know????? I think he’s home now but why did my parents wake up at 3am and decide that my brother needed to be home that’s what I’m wondering
I keep??? Hearing movement outside of my room?????? It’s almost 3 in the morning??????
we at tumblr noticed you're trying to make our...
i wanna draw but I dont feel like bringing my tablet to bed hmmmmmmmmmmmmm